FIGHTING COPY/PASTED IMAGES AND MARGINALLY CLEVER TAGLINES WITH SAMETumblr (3.0; @yourmoviepostersucks)http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a33b679360d272215a98d42425d4e39/tumblr_mlqxr6wIaS1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You’re suggesting that a group of disembodied cowboys will…breed?”</p> <p>“No, what I’m saying is that love, uh, will find its way.”</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/48759290460http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/48759290460Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:23:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88f933220fe8cb2f4739b32db5236335/tumblr_mlow0s5PvL1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Someone in Hollywood is really, really set on making this whole “guru comedy” thing work, which leads me to believe that at least one studio executive is really <a href="https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/156280887951101952">@horse_ebooks</a>.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/48670441120http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/48670441120Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:50:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9152828aae448bf16520485551b6035/tumblr_mkgnfutdgZ1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PROTIP: When your movie has Julianne Moore rocking the librarian look you don’t need a bunch of extraneous indie bullshit hovering around to get our attention.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46654002373http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46654002373Sat, 30 Mar 2013 02:31:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c79e3006a8fc1b90b7e2eac0107f6ab/tumblr_mkb1ejvfkM1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh please, spying on people from inside computers isn’t <em>anything</em> like that. And if anyone would know, it’s us.</p> <p>Maybe just ignore that last bit.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46403478117http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46403478117Wed, 27 Mar 2013 01:47:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fb455fcc87ab5872e7df5b71a05a178/tumblr_mk91rl2PF01r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ha, awesome comic book movies have officially turned to the nineties for inspiration. I hope the poster for <em>Hulk 4 or Whatever</em> is a hologram.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46313157038http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46313157038Mon, 25 Mar 2013 23:59:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5981d5cb359c5dedd7a3591f2c5a0a20/tumblr_mk3mt7qeow1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is a zero percent chance that Uwe Boll didn’t say “Occ-Uwe-py Boll Street!” at least a billion times while making this.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46053383591http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/46053383591Sat, 23 Mar 2013 01:48:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24a73fb3337e77347aaf0b974d7db9af/tumblr_mk04vzlFYH1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They chose a really weird direction for the <em>Deliverance</em> reboot, didn’t they?</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45902695323http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45902695323Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:28:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fed3e908b7c8b7ecee350f0cd7a53ff9/tumblr_mjy3wxvS881r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Images such as these are what “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” was written for.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45820533371http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45820533371Wed, 20 Mar 2013 02:12:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61171109ec6abc4c12fd65b9340e555a/tumblr_mjw4weGJJv1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m sure Orson Welles would be <em>thrilled</em> about making the life of William Randolph Hearst into an upbeat tale of the Triumph of Capitalism as seen in The Wall Street Journal.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45735661136http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/45735661136Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:38:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e15848fd3fe0a68c232f7c1e6ee123a/tumblr_mithkzJ5CD1r0h729o2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Boy it’s too bad they couldn’t get a competent poster maker for a movie about Drew Struzan.</p> <p>Anyone? Does anyone know anybody who’d be qualified to make a movie poster for a film about <em>Drew Struzan</em>? No? Well, we tried.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/44051439844http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/44051439844Tue, 26 Feb 2013 02:46:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0edfe109914bfa0cb8f720636d54172/tumblr_mirknv2nL51r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Speculative tweets repurposed as a form of advertising” is now a sentence that exists and makes sense in the context of our lives. Sleep tight everyone.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43969919226http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43969919226Mon, 25 Feb 2013 01:57:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d5f968a7c84c9f83063cc62bb675897/tumblr_mim6bw5iAj1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is the weirdest adaptation of the King Solomon story I’ve ever seen.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43713304737http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43713304737Fri, 22 Feb 2013 03:59:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a40bfdcc13cd5ddb2e833f6000534123/tumblr_mik1yrej7o1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was gonna make a joke about this being “Ron Paul: The Movie” but it turns out it’s literally <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1748199/">Ron Paul The Movie</a>, so uh, holy crap.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43627043951http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43627043951Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:30:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3d2e00a47d1414304a95473d0c4541a/tumblr_migayyKxYc1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Putting a three-and-a-half star review on your poster is like putting “great personality” on your online dating profile.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43464993312http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43464993312Mon, 18 Feb 2013 23:54:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc335a27eb7f740da2ff04b26a5a5153/tumblr_miarltL5fd1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Um, ex<em>cuse</em> me but Frankenstein is the name of the *doctor* not the m-</p> <p>Oh, you actually seem to be using it correctly there. Carry on.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43205088729http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43205088729Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:08:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e8777bbeca2ed62a1ef012d2967b88d/tumblr_mi8xwbB5AG1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Looking through your own silhouette! There’s another one to cross off the ol’ <a href="http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/41184489846/a-bad-boy-bucket-list-a-bad-boy-bucket-list">bad boy bucket list</a>.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43131244638http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43131244638Fri, 15 Feb 2013 00:28:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c2e59f63ed8f6f8d5e87b312a26349/tumblr_mi74npjqym1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ZERO HEART FLIRTY: THE HUNT FOR OSAMAA TEEGARDEN</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43061935547http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/43061935547Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:59:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b87319ecd60b3cef07ebe1247cfcbec/tumblr_mi56fqfCgE1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ATTENTION INTERNET: YOU NOW BELIEVE IN GOD</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42981172651http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42981172651Tue, 12 Feb 2013 23:43:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/86f205694d02d46dbba33b8c15c03b0e/tumblr_mhsdmiUi0g1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You said it second rightmost postit note on the last row. You said it.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42415912838http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42415912838Wed, 06 Feb 2013 01:49:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/125d47dba63a05328ab55c866d1c7ed0/tumblr_mhqexl0tJq1r0h729o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sly Stallone puts in a surprisingly complex, ennui-laden performance in the lead role of Wim Wenders’s German co-production of <em>Godzilla</em>.</p>http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42336032940http://yourmoviepostersucks.tumblr.com/post/42336032940Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:22:00 -0500