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This is a perfect visual representation of what it’s like to be someone who hasn’t seen Breaking Bad yet.

This is a perfect visual representation of what it’s like to be someone who hasn’t seen Breaking Bad yet.

"Blended"! Ha-ha, get it?! Because uh, you know, he’s blending. Blending in. To uh, Africa. They’re in Africa.


Blended!

"Blended"! Ha-ha, get it?! Because uh, you know, he’s blending. Blending in. To uh, Africa. They’re in Africa.

Blended!

It is accomplished. The Gathering of the Juggalos has finally become what it truly was. What it was always meant to be. And what it one day will be again.

It is accomplished. The Gathering of the Juggalos has finally become what it truly was. What it was always meant to be. And what it one day will be again.

Have we officially reached the point where De Niro and Stallone together in a movie feels like Stallone is slumming?

Have we officially reached the point where De Niro and Stallone together in a movie feels like Stallone is slumming?

Someone decided that the problem with Spider-Man 3 is that it wasn’t also Transformers, swish that one around in your mouth a little while.

Someone decided that the problem with Spider-Man 3 is that it wasn’t also Transformers, swish that one around in your mouth a little while.

This looks like basically the Low Winter Sun of movies.
I’m bringing aggressive indifference towards Low WInter Sun back.

This looks like basically the Low Winter Sun of movies.

I’m bringing aggressive indifference towards Low WInter Sun back.

"Wait, was I supposed to have done something to prepare for this? Don’t tell me…"

"Wait, was I supposed to have done something to prepare for this? Don’t tell me…"

Man, you know it’s bad when they can’t even hold a Jesus movie till Easter. February is one of like, two months that doesn’t have some kind of Jesus thing going on.

Man, you know it’s bad when they can’t even hold a Jesus movie till Easter. February is one of like, two months that doesn’t have some kind of Jesus thing going on.

No joke here, I’m just genuinely astonished that there hasn’t been a Madea Christmas Special before now. That seems like it’d be like, third on the list of things you’d do with that character.

No joke here, I’m just genuinely astonished that there hasn’t been a Madea Christmas Special before now. That seems like it’d be like, third on the list of things you’d do with that character.

Imagine how entertaining this child actor’s inevitable decline into coke-fueled debauchery will be!

Imagine how entertaining this child actor’s inevitable decline into coke-fueled debauchery will be!