“You’re suggesting that a group of disembodied cowboys will…breed?”

“No, what I’m saying is that love, uh, will find its way.”

Someone in Hollywood is really, really set on making this whole “guru comedy” thing work, which leads me to believe that at least one studio executive is really @horse_ebooks.

PROTIP: When your movie has Julianne Moore rocking the librarian look you don’t need a bunch of extraneous indie bullshit hovering around to get our attention.

Oh please, spying on people from inside computers isn’t anything like that. And if anyone would know, it’s us.

Maybe just ignore that last bit.

Ha, awesome comic book movies have officially turned to the nineties for inspiration. I hope the poster for Hulk 4 or Whatever is a hologram.

There is a zero percent chance that Uwe Boll didn’t say “Occ-Uwe-py Boll Street!” at least a billion times while making this.

They chose a really weird direction for the Deliverance reboot, didn’t they?

Images such as these are what “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” was written for.

I’m sure Orson Welles would be thrilled about making the life of William Randolph Hearst into an upbeat tale of the Triumph of Capitalism as seen in The Wall Street Journal.

Boy it’s too bad they couldn’t get a competent poster maker for a movie about Drew Struzan.

Anyone? Does anyone know anybody who’d be qualified to make a movie poster for a film about Drew Struzan? No? Well, we tried.