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This could easily pull double duty as a poster for the SimCity movie.

This could easily pull double duty as a poster for the SimCity movie.

"…and so, Johnny Roboseed walked all across this great nation, leaving behind him a forest of exploding phallic symbols for the future generations to enjoy."

"…and so, Johnny Roboseed walked all across this great nation, leaving behind him a forest of exploding phallic symbols for the future generations to enjoy."

:P

:P

You’d think they’d be able to get like, at least a Kat Dennings for this.

You’d think they’d be able to get like, at least a Kat Dennings for this.

Is…is he going to stab the lava? He’s going to stab the lava isn’t he? God damn it I wasn’t ready for this today.

Is…is he going to stab the lava? He’s going to stab the lava isn’t he? God damn it I wasn’t ready for this today.

The dice being “o”s doesn’t really register, so this just looks like Think Like a Mant, which is awesome.

The dice being “o”s doesn’t really register, so this just looks like Think Like a Mant, which is awesome.

Androgynous Weasley Twin, White Xzibit, Darth Vader without his helmet, Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa, Wood Harris exiting a 3-D movie, and Rachael from Blade Runner are here to fuck some shit up.

Androgynous Weasley Twin, White Xzibit, Darth Vader without his helmet, Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa, Wood Harris exiting a 3-D movie, and Rachael from Blade Runner are here to fuck some shit up.

Making the ad for the movie about a pervert millionaire a ripoff of a Bat Man poster is actually an odd stroke of genius, or at least synchronicity.

Making the ad for the movie about a pervert millionaire a ripoff of a Bat Man poster is actually an odd stroke of genius, or at least synchronicity.

Attack of the 50-Foot, 39-12-38, Woman

Attack of the 50-Foot, 39-12-38, Woman

The crowd converging on a single figure and the word “dead” in the title call to mind a zombie movie, probably not what the creators intended.

The crowd converging on a single figure and the word “dead” in the title call to mind a zombie movie, probably not what the creators intended.