Have we officially reached the point where De Niro and Stallone together in a movie feels like Stallone is slumming?
Someone decided that the problem with Spider-Man 3 is that it wasn’t also Transformers, swish that one around in your mouth a little while.
This looks like basically the Low Winter Sun of movies.
I’m bringing aggressive indifference towards Low WInter Sun back.
Man, you know it’s bad when they can’t even hold a Jesus movie till Easter. February is one of like, two months that doesn’t have some kind of Jesus thing going on.
No joke here, I’m just genuinely astonished that there hasn’t been a Madea Christmas Special before now. That seems like it’d be like, third on the list of things you’d do with that character.
What’s sadder, that the guy who bought the camcorder for Paranormal Activity insists on being called a “producer” or the fact that indie comedies are still trying to evoke The Hangover?
Not only does this look like a post on Lazy Banksy, it looks like a particularly *lazy* post on Lazy Banksy.